A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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