Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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