Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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