get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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