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(424): View more from California

you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain

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(740): View more from Ohio

Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?

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(330): View more from Ohio

he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.

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(425): View more from Washington

Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you

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(847): View more from Illinois

Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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(216): View more from Ohio

facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups

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(513): View more from Ohio

I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?

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