Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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