She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
