what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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