it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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