if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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