I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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