My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
