I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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