he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
