Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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