Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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