I'm drive I can fine osifer
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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