I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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