why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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