My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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