Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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