And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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