areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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