Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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