its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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