Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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