belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Less talking, more tequila
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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