FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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