yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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