You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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