so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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