They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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