so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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