she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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