I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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