Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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