dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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