doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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