Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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