Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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