On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
