Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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