if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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