your thong is hanging out like whoa
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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