There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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