don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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