You surviving the open bar?
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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