Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
