the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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