My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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