I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
where are you?
Hypothermia
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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