We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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