You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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